Gee, we should have wars more often around this place. Nothing like a little battling to remind a guy of just how boring this place can get. I mean, sure, Wily was no genius at taking over the world or anything, but at least he kept stuff interesting when he wasn't failing at it.

But yeah, fun curse! Not as much of a party as when those Steward guys showed up, but hey, they can't all be winners. Boy, that was a long time ago.

So what's with all the girls today?

[OOC: Action for doujin_dork, Network for everybody else.]

Tags: affected, awesome = me, beating a dead horse, curse: sadie hawkins day, daddy's little villain, everyone's a critic, hiyori is my dr. wily, it's the guidance system, missing the point, mock mock mock, no really i'm a robot, older and wiser, sarcasm ftw!, too cool for this, winning at life
I'm Feeling: busy

So first everybody decides wearing shades is the cool new thing, and then a couple days later it's wearing masks and blowing stuff up?

Gee. Who knew I was such a trendsetter.

Tags: awesome = me, beating a dead horse, daddy's little villain, everyone's a critic, it's the guidance system, missing the point, mock mock mock, no really i'm a robot, older and wiser, post curse, sarcasm ftw!, too cool for this, winning at life
I'm Feeling: amused

What, you're all here again? Hey, don't tell me you came all this way just for the candy! Man, that's some dedication to trick-or-treating.

Okay, so who's here? Doc? Mega Dweeb? Dweebito? C'mon, I'll even take some of the Robot Masters. Yeah, that's right, even you, Gutsy. Believe it or not, I actually kinda miss you bolt-brains.

Everybody else? You know the drill. Fans to the left, VIPs to the right, angry girls trying to Earthquake me into the ground go to the back of the line and give me a five-minute head start.



[OOC: Go go Gadget Fourth-Walling! All tags will be returned as soon as possible, backdating is acceptable if necessary, and he's taken from the end of his canon so feel free to go to town on him. =D]

Tags: affected, awesome = me, beating a dead horse, curse: fourth wall, daddy's little villain, hiyori is my dr. wily, insulting obito makes everything better, lonely robot is lonely, missing my mortal rival, missing the point, mushy unt tingly, sarcasm ftw!, surrogate family, too cool for this, what are these shenanigans?, winning at life
I'm Feeling: amused

hOPe

RiDes

alONe

[OOC: So there is actually a group called The Protomen, who did this dystopian alternate-universe rock opera inspired by the Mega Man games; "Hope Rides Alone" is the first track on their album. And one thing the group members are noted for is never breaking character. So, uh...viral advertising is go?

Yes, Proto will be exceedingly cryptic and probably not making any sense at all today. That's how he rolls.]

Tags: affected, awesome = me, curse: i wanna be a rock star, i love my job, identity crisis, it's the guidance system, no really i'm a robot, stealthy like a mofo, there are no heroes left in men, this will not end well, too cool for this, what are these shenanigans?
I'm Feeling: cryptic

( Private//Unhackable )

So, there's one less ninja on the Dweeb Patrol now, huh?

Dibs on his stereo. And that stupid scarf.

Tags: awesome =/= me, denial: not just a river in egypt, failing at life, i don't need friends, insulting obito makes everything better, lonely robot is lonely, missing my mortal rival, mushy unt tingly, surrogate family, what are these shenanigans?, wtf
I'm Feeling: bored

( Private//Unhackable )

Hey, Ninja Dweebs! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

It's battle time.

Tags: affected, awesome = me, brotherly love, curse: checkers day, daddy's little villain, daddy's replacing me, family drama, insulting obito makes everything better, little brother, my family belongs on jerry springer, no really i'm a robot, this will not end well, what are these shenanigans?
I'm Feeling: predatory

[Voice Post]

Gee, what's the world coming to these days, huh? They're actually putting criminals in jail! I mean, talk about outrage! Who do they think they are?!

See, this is how it always works in the movies, though. The good guys catch the bad guy, throw him in the slammer, and then what do you know? The bad guy busts out just in time for the sequel. And usually with a couple of really good one-liners along the way, too. Which reminds me...

You'll never take me alive, coppers!

I mean, not that you did the first time, anyway, 'cause that'd kinda require, y'know, being alive in general, but hey, that's beside the point.

...Man, I've always wanted to say that.


[OOC: "He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day," as Dr. Wily would say. The log is still ongoing, but Proto and Zero both found themselves in prison yesterday and proceeded to bust out, so Proto's back in the City, hiding out from The Law while he recovers from the damage he took in the prison, and being his usual smarmy self.]

Tags: affected, awesome = me, bad boys bad boys, curse: prison break, daddy's little villain, i love my job, it's the guidance system, mock mock mock, no really i'm a robot, plot, sarcasm ftw!, something went boom, this will not end well, too cool for this
I'm Feeling: satisfied

( Private//Unhackable )

Feel free to insert the usual talk here about how great it is to be a robot and how my life is so much better than yours today, with a note on the side about how the only thing that gives me cavities is dynamite. Okay? Okay.

So! More important things. Some of you might've noticed I'm not the only red robot around here anymore. (And if you didn't, get some glasses.) Try not to get us mixed up, will ya? I mean, I know you might get distracted by the awesome color scheme and all, but when in doubt, look for the shades.

( Private to Hiyori )

Tags: affected, awesome = me, brotherly love, curse: tooth fairy day, daddy's replacing me, hiyori is my dr. wily, little brother, lonely robot is lonely, missing my mortal rival, my family belongs on jerry springer, no really i'm a robot, roommates, sarcasm ftw!, surrogate family, too cool for this
I'm Feeling: satisfied

So you know what I like? Explosions. And by that I mean I like 'em when I'm the one making 'em. Especially when the thing I'm exploding belongs to somebody else. Especially when that somebody else is a total moron.

I like sarcasm, too! Gee, I dunno what I'd do without sarcasm. I might actually be helpful or something. Man, wouldn't that be a riot?

Oh, yeah, and I like being a robot. I really like being a robot. Just think of all the cool stuff I can do that humans can't! And before anybody starts going, "Oh, well, how would you know, there's plenty of good stuff about being human"--can it. I've been human before, and it's lame. You're all squishy and weak and stuff. Man, I don't know how you guys stand it.

And I like my scarf. What does Dweebito know about style, anyway? He's just jealous.

So yeah, y'know what makes me happy? Being me. Insulting Dweebito and picking on Ninja Girl and running around on rooftops and blasting stuff and following Hiyori hanging out and not having to listen to Wily yell all day? That's my kind of life.

Oh, yeah, and even though he's a total dweeb, my little bro makes me hap

( Private to Hiyori//Unhackable )

[OOC: Strikes are there but unhackable.]

Tags: affected, awesome = me, brotherly love, curse: admit you're happy, denial: not just a river in egypt, hiyori is my dr. wily, i don't need friends, i have a new boss, insulting obito makes everything better, little brother, mock mock mock, no really i'm a robot, sarcasm ftw!, stealthy like a mofo, surrogate family, wtf
I'm Feeling: bored

Okay, time to take care of a little business here.

You? Hope you enjoyed that little delusion while it lasted, 'cause there's no way it's ever happening again. And by the way? I don't work for free. You owe me one.

You? Don't quit your day job, 'cause you're pathetic at being evil. Oh, yeah, and ugly. Don't forget ugly. That's an important one.

You? I want that tape. Now. Shut up, it was opposite day, you know that wasn't me.

Okay? Okay.

Tags: awesome =/= me, curse: my best enemy, denial: not just a river in egypt, failing at life, hiyori is my dr. wily, insulting obito makes everything better, post curse, surrogate family, this will not end well, what are these shenanigans?, wtf
I'm Feeling: grumpy