Proto Man ([info]proto_typing) wrote,
@ 2009-05-03 18:27:00
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Entry tags:affected, curse: days of our young and restless pa, curse: grab bag, daddy's little villain, i don't need friends, insulting obito makes everything better, my family belongs on jerry springer, no really i'm a robot, sarcasm ftw!, this will not end well, too cool for this, what are these shenanigans?, worst idea ever

Circuit 078
TO: Dad Doc Your Supreme Evilness, Sir Dad
FROM: Proto
SUBJECT: This Dump You Sent Me To
DATE: Today

Hey, Dad, this school stinks.

Man, I only just got here and already I hate this place. Couldn't you have picked a cooler place to ship me off to? Like maybe Transylvania or something? I hear they have vampires, and everybody knows vampires are totally experts on being evil.

I haven't committed any atrocities yet, but I've only been here a little while, so I'm working on it. There's this one guy in my class I'd be totally cool with blasting into scrap, though. He's really weird and I think he wears girls' pants and he follows me around everywhere I go when he thinks I'm not looking, except I am. Also he writes really bad poetry about me and then pretends like it's not about me. And I saw him coming out of the girls' bathroom the other day, the weirdo. So I kinda wanna try to off him somehow, but I'm worried that getting rid of him would be more of a service to humanity than an awesome act of supreme evil, and I don't wanna risk losing my scholarship after all the trouble you went to.

There's this girl I could probably kidnap or something, though. She's all polite and stuff and she loans people pencils all the time. That'd be pretty evil, right? I'll let you know how that works out.

How are things at Skull Castle? I've been watching the news for any signs of your upcoming takeover, but I haven't seen any mayhem and chaos yet so I guess you haven't gotten started or maybe we don't get those channels here.

Send money. Or at least some of the Robot Masters so I can go rob a bank myself or something.

Your kid, Bye,
Proto

P.S. Word on the street is that Super Ninja Fighter Hero Man is in charge of defending this City. But that's okay. I'm not gonna let any would-be heroes get in my way.


[OOC: WHAT. Days of Our Young and Restless Passions: Dramatic Reveal is GO!]


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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
Proto-kun is writing a letter to his father?

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No seriousl, I have no idea how long this could go on.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 04:29 am UTC (link)
Ano, Obito-san isn't that bad, really.

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It's very possible that this could go on for days.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
And I think his poems are pretty good.

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Maybe even a month or two.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
Eh? 'try to off him'? But doesn't that mean you want to-

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See? That was a while between.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:50 am UTC (link)
E-Eh?! Eto, I'm sure that Proto-kun doesn't mean it in that way!

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Wanna know why?
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:51 am UTC (link)
Polite and loans pencils-

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WELL YOU CAN'T.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:51 am UTC (link)
Proto-kun wishes to kidnap me?!

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Just kidding. It was because of omeletes.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:53 am UTC (link)
And what is this about a takeover?!

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How weird is that for so late at night?
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:54 am UTC (link)
Proto-kun I find this behavior very unsuitable! It could be dangerous for Proto-kun!

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Well, anyway, here comes the stupid dramatic reveal.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:56 am UTC (link)
But if that's what Proto-kun's family is like, and what would be good for him . . .

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11/11-Done!
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
Then I shall come quietly with Proto-kun so long as he promises not to hurt anyone or take anything over!

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Yeah, 'cause that only took FOREVER
[info]proto_typing
2009-05-04 06:02 am UTC (link)
...What? What?! No! Are you crazy?! You can't come quietly! Did you miss the whole point of getting kidnapped?!

...

...Okay, look, lemme spell this out: that means it's supposed to be against your will.

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I GOT ABDUCTED FOR OMELETES, DAMNIT!
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 06:09 am UTC (link)
Well, I suppose if Proto-kun wants me to go with him against my will, I could do that . . .

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Okay I see how it is the omelettes are CLEARLY more important than, y'know, Proto's future. Sure.
[info]proto_typing
2009-05-04 06:12 am UTC (link)
Look, just--if you really want to make me happy, just stand there and wait so I can abduct you. And scream a lot, too. Oh, yeah, and struggle, like you're trying to get away.

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Look. Is Proto's future filled with cheese? I don't think so. I made the right decision.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 08:06 am UTC (link)
Oh! I can definitely do that.

But- you won't hurt anyone else or anything like that, right?

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It is filled with cheese and whine. And lots of bad puns, also.
[info]proto_typing
2009-05-04 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Depends on if they get in my way. No way I'm gonna start being nice now, just when I'm finally getting to put an evil plan into action!

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This is a good point, however I cannot EAT his sort of cheesiness.
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-04 09:23 pm UTC (link)
What sort of plan do you have in mind?

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...There's an innuendo there somewhere, but alas, I cannot make it, as he is from a family show.
[info]proto_typing
2009-05-04 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna kidnap you.

...And then, uh, hold you for ransom or something. You know any rich people who'd pay to get you back?

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What, you don't want to talk about eating out his warm gooey cheese?
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-06 02:04 am UTC (link)
Oh, well, I know a few people who have part time jobs.

[OoC: IDK about her parents, maybe purposely not mentioning them? . . . Nah, not that smart.]

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AAACK WHY WOULD YOU EVER
[info]proto_typing
2009-05-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
...Okay, y'know what? Whatever, that'll work. I'll get their names and make 'em pay your ransom. Done.

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IT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR, OKAY?
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-07 01:09 am UTC (link)
What do you need the money for, Proto-kun?

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DDD=
[info]proto_typing
2009-05-07 01:42 am UTC (link)
It doesn't matter what I need the money for! I don't need it for anything! The point is to get it from other people 'cause it's an evil thing to do!

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>3333333
[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-07 02:25 am UTC (link)
Proto-kun. [Even though she is on the other side of the network, you can feel the change in the air, you can practically see the wind flowing through her hair, practically smell the flower petals falling around her.] Why are you insistent on doing evil? Is it because you want to, or is it because your father wants you to?

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-07 02:30 am UTC (link)
...Gee, nobody's ever asked me that before...

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-07 03:02 am UTC (link)
I think it's an important question. You should ask yourself that.

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-07 03:30 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I should...

...Oh, wait, that's right! I don't care!

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-07 04:06 am UTC (link)
Proto-kun if you're kidnapping me even if you don't want to kidnap me then I shall have to severely reconsider our lunch!

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-07 05:18 am UTC (link)
Shut up! I'm kidnapping you because I have to do something evil or I'm gonna lose my scholarship!

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-07 06:45 am UTC (link)
I- Wait, a scholarship? Scholarship for what?

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-07 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Man, this was all supposed to come out later in my evil monologue...

I'm at school on a scholarship. My dad jumped through a lot of hoops to get it for me so I could learn how to be evil and take over the family business someday. But if I wanna keep it, I gotta start doing some evil stuff or they'll take it away and give it to someone else.

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-08 02:26 am UTC (link)
Oh, that does sound very important! What is the family business?

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)
...Evil?

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-11 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Oh. I see.

Well, if that's what's needed, then I shall assist!

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-11 11:21 pm UTC (link)
...Okay, sure, like I said, you can assist by making a big scene when you get abducted. Y'know, like kicking and screaming and all that. Just don't kick too hard or I'll drop you or something.

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-12 02:16 am UTC (link)
Right! I shall do my best so that you can continue your family business. I'm sure that you'll make a very good evil overlord, Proto-kun!

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[info]proto_typing
2009-05-12 02:18 am UTC (link)
...You do?

Uh, I mean--yeah, I totally am! I'm gonna be the best evil overlord ever.

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[info]doujin_dork
2009-05-12 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Of course I do!

I believe that! Go, go, go, Proto-kun!

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